Most hilarious jokes of today

Hilarious jokes of today.

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity. . . Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai. . PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi… Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge… 
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye… 2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do… 3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake… 4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye… 5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa Aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Can’t talk, telepathy only!
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. latest funny sms Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise? Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya. Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki mana kar nahi paya …
4 boys on bike.. Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho…..?? Boys shocked… . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya…??

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